A Buffalo man, who has a big old fear of frogs, has won a $1.6 million payout after a developer drained so much water onto his property (approved by the town council) it turned into a friggin wetland and a haven for the slimy creatures. The man, who has had a fear of frogs since he was a snowflake, became a prisoner on his own property after the amphibians began partying on his porch.
Psst Hmm, OK, so if I have a fear of clowns can I sue the town council too?
Want sauce with that?
You might want to think twice about parking your motorcycle outside the front of someones house in Buffalo, they might just shoot you with a flare gun. Mark Smith found out the hard way when he parked his bike outside the front of his neighbors house. The neighbor came rushing out of his house and kicked over the motorcycle before whipping the flare gun from the waistband of his PJ’s and shot Mr Smith twice in the chest. The crazed neighbor then chased Mr Smith into his backyard before firing another flare into his right eye. No word on the condition of Mr Smith who is now in hospital.
I think the buffalo was only messing with ya Nikki?
Hmm, looks like the aliens are having a BBQ, they just beamed up a quarter pounder. Derek Bridges, who is 69, filmed what he believes is a UFO abducting a buffalo from a paddock in Basingstoke, Hampshire. I don’t know loons, what do ya think, too much sherry?
Anyone in Buffalo who has a frozen potato cannon, police want a little word with you. A middle aged woman told police she was darn near hit with a friggin frozen potato shot from what she described as a potato cannon. Luckily whoever shot the frozen potato wasn’t such a good aim because it missed her and whizzed right through into her front window.