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The Bulge and the Beautiful

The “Unmissable” Ireland indeed. This is  what happens when you get the star of Fifty Shades of Grey to promote Ireland. Not a soul looking at the stunning scenery…nope, they all are staring at the bulge in  Jamie Dornan’s pants. Settle loons, apparently it was a golf ball.

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My, What A Suspicious Looking Groin Bulge You Have!

OK, here’s the thing dude, having an enormous groin bulge is definitely going to attract suspicion from police and a probable frisking. Officers  hit pay dirt when they decided to check the well endowed man and  found nine stolen credit cards, a loaded gun, about 180 ecstasy tablets, 28 grams of amphetamines and a large amount of cash stuffed down his undies.

Psst Yes, it was in Melbourne Fairy Face!!!


Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Friggin Dumbass, Thanks For Nothing, Well I Never