Tag Archives: bullets

Pot Shots At The Pentagon

Attention people, can the person who fired two bullets into the Pentagon this morning please contact police, they would like to have a few words with you! The shots were heard by a Pentagon police officer who later discovered the bullets embedded in the building’s bulletproof glass. Hello, they already tried penetrating the place with a friggin plane as if bullets are going to friggin work…..gosh!

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One Wedding And Three Funerals

OK people, will you quit firing bullets into the air during weddings as the funerals are getting pretty awkward. A groom in Turkey has accidentally killed three of his relis during the “shoot an assault rifle into the air” celebrations. The dead included his dad and two aunts. As the groom was firing the AK-47 he lost control of the rifle and sprayed the guests with bullets. Honeymoon OVER!

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Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Friggin Wrong, How Embarrassing, Thanks For Nothing, Well I Never, Whoops!