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Revenge Against Thorny Bush Fails

Jure Erceg really, really hated a thorny bush that pricked and scratched  him every time he friggin walked passed it on his way to college. One day he had a bright idea, he would burn that sucker down. Unfortunately his little plan backfired, not only did he succeed in burning the bush he set the whole friggin park alight causing £30 million in damages. Whoops, my bad? Now poor Erceg’s religious studies are on hold while he sits in jail for 15 months. Student 0, prick of a bush 1.

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