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Some People Will Never Learn

Honey, sweetie, darl, a word of advise, you don’t be going out stealing a car on your first day out of prison. Theresa Jones is facing grand theft auto charges after stealing a car to purchase drugs on her first day of freedom. Theresa had just finished serving a two year, eight month sentence when she took a pen pals vehicle to buy beer. She never came back.


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