OK, here’s the thing Dallas women, please don’t put your fingers down someone else’s butt crack unless you want a friggin knife fight. According to the police report a woman rubbed her fingers along her friend’s bum crack, who reacted by clenching her butt. This, the victim claims, caused her to break the bed she was sitting on. The suspect was furious about the bed and attacked the victim before grabbing a butcher knife and threatening to kill her. The victim eventually rang the Dallas police who now have a ton of useless paperwork to fill out.
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It wasn’t the fact that a woman was hiding cocaine in her butt crack so much as it was the quantity she had stashed there. After police raided Shirley Finott and Herman Moore’s home in Evansville an officer took Shirley into the bathroom where 17 baggies of cocaine were found in her butt. They later discovered more in her bra! That’s some serious crack!
Psst An important lesson was learned here today. People, you need to wash your hands after buying from your dealers! No seriously!