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Need a Cushion Honey?

A police officer in Pennsylvania accidentally shot his wife in the bum while showing his gun to friends and family.

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The Ultimate Defriending

Tribal council have spoken!

OK, here’s the thing Portland nurse, posting photos of a dying patient’s buttocks on your Facebook page and then making derogatory comments about them will result in a) Being fired from your job b) spending 8 days in jail c) prohibited from having a nursing license in the US  d) being banned from Facebook and other social media sites or  e) all of the above.

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Saddam’s Butt Up For Sale

Remember the moment  the statue of Saddam Hussein was unceremoniously ripped from it’s plinth during the US led invasion of Iraq in 2003? Well an elite SAS regiment soldier, Nigel “Spud” Ely, was there and he retrieved a 2ft piece of Saddam’s butt using a hammer and crowbar. Now he’s auctioning as a “war relic art” in England and it could be yours. Might look good in the garden!

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How Them Apples!

Just checking out my new Apple voice recognition system!

OK, here’s the thing Apple, when naming your new intelligent personal assistant (vocal recognition system) on the  iPhone 5 it is probably smart to Google the word first. Seems the Japanese are snickering in their udon after the name was revealed. Siri is pronounced in Japanese as Shiri which means “Buttocks”.  Unfortunate.

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Dogs Can Be A Pain In The Ass

Look at me, look at me!!

OK, here’s the thing New Zealand man, don’t leave a loaded rifle around or your dog might just shoot you in the arse. The man from Te Kopura was on a pig shooting trip when the accident happened. Apparently he was sitting in the back of a 4WD when the pooch jumped on the loaded .22 rifle and kaboom, bullet right in the buttocks.

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Damn Friggin Traditions!

Okie dokie, here’s the thing affectionate father, taking photos of you kissing your 9 month old son on the head, ear and forehead is OK, but also taking photos of you kissing his buttocks and genitals, well that’s gonna get you in trouble. Sergio Diaz-Palomino, who was dobbed into police by a photo-processing employee, claimed the snaps  were simply the way their traditional family photos are taken and were in no way pornographic.Fortunately for Diaz-Palomino the sexual abuse charges were dropped, unfortunately he and his partner will now be deported because they are both illegal immigrants from Mexico. When it rains, it pours.

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