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Five Year Old In Cardiac Arrest Turns Out To Be a Friggin Cat!

OK people, one more time, 000, 999 and 911 are for “human” emergencies ONLY. British ambulance officers were stunned when they raced to an emergency call to save a “five year old” in cardiac arrest, only to discover the patient was a friggin cat. OK, sure, a much loved cat, but a friggin cat. The dispatcher received the call from a distressed couple who were begging for someone to revive their 5 year old. Not only was an ambulance called but also a rapid reponse car. When they arrived they found the couple in tears cradling their moggy (which later died). One of the paramedics was heard muttering “I’ve gone to some silly calls but nothing like this. I can’t understand why they didn’t try to call a vet.”


Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Sore Loser, Thanks For Nothing, Whoops!

What Car Crash?

If you are going to cover up a crash involving alcohol and your 5 month old daughter the best way to do it is to flee the scene and get your 11 year old daughter  to call the ambulance. Despite Heather Warner breaking her leg, she didn’t want to be caught DUI with her baby so she claimed she had fallen down some stairs. Hello, did anyone care about the baby’s well being? Hmm, guess not. In the meantime she got her boyfriend Gregory Hull to try and remove the car from the tree.


Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Friggin Dumbass, They Live Among Us !, Well I Never