Oh dear, the New York Central Park Ice Festival has been cancelled because…wait for it…. it’s too cold.
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A woman’s worst nightmare… having her groom get cold feet a week before the wedding and bailing. Probably even worse is when the mother of the bride decides to go ahead with the $35,000 wedding (because there is no refund) and invites local homeless people to the banquet. OK, who am I kidding, great idea, really thoughtful but now every one around the world knows the poor bride got ditched. Anywho, she was too distraught to show so her mom hosted the event at Sacramento’s posh Citizen Hotel. Families and individuals from local shelters arrived to feast on the lavish meal.
PSST Mother and ex bride then flew off the Belize to enjoy the honeymoon. I wonder if the groom’s family had chipped in any of the costs? Come on loons, aren’t you curious?
Fox has finally taken the axe to American Idol. Yes, it has been cancelled.
Good news ladies, Charles Manson is back on the market. Yep, he has dumped his lady love and cancelled the wedding after he discovered the evil, dastardly, fiend was planning to put his body on display after he croaked it. The 27 year old was evidently plotting with some mates to come up with a get rich scheme. Sheez, lucky for them Manson is behind bars, me thinks. Anywho, Manson claims he was never intending to marry the woman but was simply using her to get toiletries and goodies. Ouch. So ladies, anyone want an 80 year old serial killer, with a steady income and no chance of parole?
Look away Fraz, Binky, Winky and Twink, San Diego city officials have cancelled the annual 4th of July marshmallow fight. OMG, NOOOOOOOO. Oh and get this, their reasons are to a) prevent littering and b) prevent the use of harmful objects.Bwahahaha, since when has a marshmallow been deemed a harmful object, now running with the bulls, yes, but mallows, no. This is rich coming from a country that is allowed to carry concealed weapons. Hmm, unless they use marshmallow bullets…that could hurt? Bwahahaha no it couldn’t. Anywho, local businesses have been told to quit selling marshmallows. It’s cruel I say, cruel. How about a Gummy Bear fight instead?
OMG, what is going on people? A British Airways flight was cancelled after a passenger spied a tarantula crawling between his legs and in New York a mouse grounded a flight at JKF after messing with the pilot. Has the world gone friggin mad? The British Airways flight had just landed in Edinburgh when the man raised the alarm after some big, hairy 8 legged creature wandered up his leg. A specialist fumigator (is there such a beast?) was sent in for the kill. Meanwhile across the Atlantic a mouse was behind the delay of a Delta Airline plane headed to Heathrow . Seems the pilot refused to take off due to fears the little bugger could have bitten through wiring. Passengers had to wait three hours for a rodent free plane to arrive. Can I have the window seat?
Damn, just as the world was getting ready for the first beauty pageant for nuns it’s been cancelled (bummer). The competition (The Miss Sister Italy Nun Beauty Pageant) was planned for next month, where nuns could submit their photograph onto an internet site. However, I think the poor Italian priest behind trying to erase sterotypical attitudes towards nuns has got himself in a little trouble with the Church. They ain’t happy. Seems they too have misunderstood his intentions (they are still trying to sort out sex offending priests for goodness sakes).Father Rungi had wanted to hold the contest online on his internet blog and NOT have the nuns prancing on a catwalk (like everyone had imagined).The reasoning behind Father Rungi’s idea was “We have to draw more attention to the world of nuns, who are often not sufficiently appreciated by society,” (Yep a beauty contest will sure do that!). It probably didn’t help his cause by saying “You really think all nuns are old, stunted and sad? This isn’t the case any more, thanks to the arrival in our country of young and vital nuns. Many of the new generation have arrived from Africa and Latin America.” Does this infer Italian nuns are old and ugly then ? In his defence he did say it was the nuns, themselves, who suggested it (I bet!). I suppose it is a blessing it was cancelled, can you imagine how many non-nuns (not to mention porn stars) would have submitted a photo, it is a beauty pageant after all! Can’t help themselves, bad habits