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Sorry Folks

ice ageOh dear, the New York Central Park Ice Festival has been cancelled because…wait for it…. it’s too cold.

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No Refund Wedding Twist

A woman’s worst nightmare… having her groom get cold feet a week before the wedding and bailing. Probably even worse is when the mother of the bride decides to go ahead with the $35,000 wedding (because there is no refund)  and invites local homeless people to the banquet. OK, who am I kidding, great idea, really thoughtful but now every one around the world knows the poor bride got ditched. Anywho, she was too distraught to show so her mom hosted the event at Sacramento’s posh Citizen Hotel. Families and individuals from local shelters arrived to feast on the lavish meal.

PSST Mother and ex bride then flew off the Belize to enjoy the honeymoon. I wonder if the groom’s family had chipped in any of the costs? Come on loons, aren’t you curious?

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One Less First World Problem To Worry About

Fox has finally taken the axe to American Idol. Yes, it has been cancelled.

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Charles Manson …Always a Bridesmaid

Charles Manson caught with another cell phone

Call me…

Good news ladies, Charles Manson is back on the market. Yep, he has dumped his lady love and cancelled the wedding after he discovered the evil, dastardly, fiend was planning to put his body on display after he croaked it. The 27 year old was evidently plotting with some mates to come up with a get rich scheme. Sheez, lucky for them Manson is behind bars, me thinks. Anywho, Manson claims he was never intending to marry the woman but was simply using her to get toiletries and goodies. Ouch. So ladies, anyone want an 80 year old serial killer, with a steady income and no chance of parole?

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Cancel Trip To San Diego The Marshmallow Fight Is Off

Out of my way, he's been shot by a MoonPie

Out of my way, he’s been shot by a MoonPie

Look away Fraz, Binky, Winky and Twink, San Diego city officials have cancelled the annual 4th of July marshmallow fight. OMG, NOOOOOOOO.  Oh and get this, their reasons are to a) prevent littering and b) prevent the use of harmful objects.Bwahahaha, since when has a marshmallow been deemed a harmful object, now running with the bulls, yes, but mallows, no. This is rich coming from a country that is allowed to carry concealed weapons. Hmm, unless they use marshmallow bullets…that could hurt? Bwahahaha  no it couldn’t. Anywho, local businesses have been told to quit selling marshmallows. It’s cruel I say, cruel. How about a Gummy Bear fight instead?

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Really? You Cancelled The New York Marathon

Get out of the friggin way, we’re coming through!!!!

The latest victim of Hurricane Sandy is the New York Marathon. Seems some people have an issue with holding the event this the weekend when there are still people without power, livelihoods or homes. Insensitive?  Oh come on, they would only be using a few hundred generators … give them candles (it will only be for a few hours). And anywho, it isn’t like the city is going to be congested, there ain’t no fuel. OK, OK, the runners may have to hurdled over a few overturned obstacles like tree trunks, water logged cars, dangling cranes, dirty dead rats, garbage….   but that will make it even more friggin exciting people!!!! The only bummer would  be for the winner, as punching the air would have looked quite naff considering.

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Spoil Sports

I'm no dick!

The Cornell University Police Department have stopped the second annual “Epic Snowball Fight on the Arts Quad” and also knocked over their 6ft snow penis. Hmm, seems someone complained and when the cops came a calling they got a little pelting with snowballs.

Want sauce with that?

Psst Why, why, why the snow penis?

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Just Messing With You

Atta girl Wendy, nothing like scaring the shit out of a TV station by bursting in wielding a gun and forcing the news bulletin off air.Wendy Naidas waltzed into the WSOC-TV station in North Carolina pulled a gun and put it to her head. Exit staff, enter SWAT team. About an hour later she was carted off. Hmm, seems she didn’t load the weapon.

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More Reasons Not To Fly

No need for alarm but has anyone seen a wee tarantula?

No need for alarm but has anyone seen a wee tarantula?

OMG, what is going on people?  A British Airways flight was cancelled after a passenger spied a tarantula crawling between his legs and in New York a mouse grounded a flight at JKF after messing with the pilot. Has the world gone friggin mad? The British Airways flight had just landed in Edinburgh when the man raised the alarm after some big, hairy 8 legged creature  wandered up his leg. A specialist fumigator (is there such a beast?) was sent in for the kill. Meanwhile across the Atlantic a mouse was behind the delay of a Delta Airline plane headed to Heathrow . Seems the pilot refused to take off  due to fears the little bugger could have bitten through wiring. Passengers had to wait three hours for a rodent free plane to arrive. Can I have the window seat?

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What a Simply Gorgeous Habit

Umm World Peace ?

Umm World Peace ?

Damn, just as the world was getting ready for the first beauty pageant for nuns it’s been cancelled (bummer). The competition (The Miss Sister Italy Nun Beauty Pageant) was planned for next month, where nuns could submit their photograph onto an internet site. However, I think the poor Italian priest behind trying to erase sterotypical attitudes towards nuns has got himself in a little trouble with the Church. They ain’t happy. Seems they too have misunderstood his intentions (they are still trying to sort out sex offending priests for goodness sakes).Father Rungi had wanted to hold the contest online on his internet blog and NOT have the nuns prancing on a catwalk (like everyone had imagined).The reasoning behind Father Rungi’s idea was “We have to draw more attention to the world of nuns, who are often not sufficiently appreciated by society,” (Yep a beauty contest will sure do that!). It probably didn’t help his cause by saying “You really think all nuns are old, stunted and sad? This isn’t the case any more, thanks to the arrival in our country of young and vital nuns. Many of the new generation have arrived from Africa and Latin America.” Does this infer Italian nuns are old and ugly then ? In his defence he did say it was the nuns, themselves, who suggested it (I bet!). I suppose it is a blessing it was cancelled, can you imagine how many non-nuns (not to mention porn stars) would have submitted a photo, it is a beauty pageant after all! Can’t help themselves, bad habits

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