OMG, Cancun is becoming known as much for it’s “bodies in wells” as it is for it’s great holiday destination. Police have found another 12 decomposed bodies at the bottom of 4 wells near the Cancun International Airport. Authorities believe they are just more dumbassed drug dealers. Hmm, which makes it a total of 72 bodies hauled out of several wells in Cancun in the past few weeks.
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Ewh ah, police in Cancun have discovered six dead bodies in a cave near a popular (hmm, maybe past tense now) resort. Three of the victims had their hearts removed and three had the letter “Z” carved into their abdomens. Oh boy, authorities believe the “Z” may stand for the Zeta drug gang, one of the many drug cartels who scare the living beejeesus out of Mexicans.
OK, stop looking, we found the friggin sand thieves. The Mexican navy and police have been called in and the crime scene tape is up around the popular Gran Caribe Real Hotel in Cancun. The hotel has been accused of pumping sand from the sea floor and building an illegal breakwater to stop the other hotels getting the sand.Hmm in hindsight I guess telling everyone ‘Come here, I have sand … the other hotels don’t, because I stole it.’was a bad move. Now the hotel has to deal with a bunch of angry tourists who have to swim outside the police tape.