The elusive Luka Magnotta has been captured in Berlin.
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Oh for crying out loud, three women in Zimbabwe have been charged with raping 17 men after police found 33 condoms full of semen in their car. OK, I shall pause here while you try and picture it in your head. Done? Good! The women have been targeting male hitchhikers and either drugging them or persuading them with a gun. Evidently the sperm is used for ritual purposes. Uh huh. Something to do with scaring away bad luck. Police are hoping more victims will come forward.
Remember the deadly cobra that escaped from the Bronx Zoo and then opened a Twitter account? Well anywho, zoo officials say they have caught the venomous creature but the cobra on Twitter says it’s all fibs. Who are we to believe? Hmm, maybe it’s in denial? After the news of the capture broke, the stubborn cobra tweeted “Umm, since when is MYFOXNY a reliable source? Think people, think,”. The latest tweet from “cobra” said “If you see a bag of peanuts inexplicably moving along the ground at Yankee Stadium today. Just ignore it. It’s probably nothing”. Well, alrighty then, keep those feet up people!!!!