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What Valet Service?

You know what I hate? When you suffer from labor pains and decide to drive yourself to hospital and then hand your keys to the valet while you race into emergency, only to be told the hospital doesn’t have a valet service. I really friggin hate that! The incident happened at the Lowell General Hospital. The woman told police a man dressed in what appeared to be a uniform told her he was the hospital’s valet and that she couldn’t park in that particular spot but he would happily move it for her.

Psst The car was recovered the next day.

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Color You Stupid

A man in Flint , Michigan ( Michael Moore country) got himself in all sorts of trouble after he told police his car had been stolen and then he had been  robbed while trying to use his credit card to buy crack. Pretty much an all round fail. Cops didn’t believe any of his stories and arrested the fool.

Psst Do they friggin take credit cards?

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