A Seattle burglar must be kicking himself . The loser broke into a car and stole a pair of glasses. What he didn’t know was the lottery ticket underneath the glasses was a $1 million winning Powerball ticket.
Ah the misadventures of some poor dumbassed car thief. Daniel Boxall thought he was some kind of wonderful when he pickpocketed a woman’s car keys in Kent and took off with her £13,000 Audi A4 . After he and a mate had driven a few miles they realized the car was running low on gas and pulled into a petrol station. The dumbass failed to read the label on the fuel cap and proceeded to fill up the DIESEL car with UNLEADED. Got all of a few hundred meters he did, before the Audi sputtered to a grinding halt. Boxall later flagged down a motorist and offered him $100 for the useless car. The motorist in turn rang police.
Want to a stop a would-be car thief dead in his tracks? The most effective way is to jump into the passenger seat beside him, stark friggin naked. He’ll be running for his life faster than you can say “who’s ya daddy?”. When Russell Stuart of Kent heard someone revving up his beloved Peugeot in the middle of the night, he jumped out of bed , ran to his car, flung himself in the passenger seat and said ‘all right mate, where are we going then?’ The thief took one look at his large naked body and fled.Car thief 0, large naked guy 1.
People in Milwaukee be on the look out for a cross dressing car thief. The man in his 20’s loves nothing better than stealing cars and leading police on high-speed chases while dressed in women’s clothing and make-up.
Hey people living in Lancaster, Pennsylvannia, you might want to check the tires on your car. There is a new car thief in town and he has a trick up his sleeve. He steals the tires off your car and then replaces them with shitty, worn out ones!
Oh dear, what’s the definition of loser? Try Travis James Neeley. He’s the bright spark who tried to steal a car at Lake City in Florida, only to be spotted by the owner who used his remote-controlled locking mechanism to keep him trapped inside the vehicle. Every attempt Neeley made to get out of the car was thwarted by the owner and the fob key “every time he tried to get out of the car, the owners just kept hitting the lock button.” In the end Keeley resigned to the fact he was in big doo dah and just sat there waiting for the police to rock up. Owner 1, friggin thief 0.
Don’t be messing with an 80 year old Philly resident if you know what’s good for ya. Scott.T.Loher had only just been released from jail when he decided to steal an elderly man’s car. Only problem was, elderly man wasn’t about to let him have his keys. Despite Loher smashing the man in the face elderly man managed one nice kick to Loher’s balls (yep, bulleye) making him run away in extreme pain. Loher was later picked up by police walking rather tentatively down the street. Joseph Knox from the Warrington police said “He just got out and he needed a ride home and apparently he didn’t want to wait,”. Another fine example of generation Y.