A Russian woman claims the reason she kaboomed a deer in her car was because she was being distracted by a sasquatch she spied in her rear view mirror. The woman told police the mythical creature was chasing a deer and when she took a glance in the mirror…. and then bang, she took out the deer.
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Just letting you know loons, if you use a vacuum cleaner to suck up petrol from your boot this is likely to happen….
Heavens to Murgatroyd. A British man was fined for carrying a heavy load. Seems he got overly zealous at a rice sale at a local shop and filled his car with 2,000 pounds (800kg) of grain. That would be 40 bags of 20kg rice. Hmm, the $400 fine would make that some very expensive rice.
When Irish soccer fans accidentally dented in the roof of a car in France, they didn’t just walk away. Nope, they all began rolling up money and wedging it into the door crack for the unfortunate owner as payment for the damage. Then another group began a thumping campaign and managed to pop the dent out. To be sure to be sure. No beer was spilt in the fixing of the roof.
OK loons don’t scoff, but how else can you drink beer and drive with an IV drip than hang the stand out the window. Just saying. A Chinese guy was captured swigging his beer in one hand while holding his IV drip stand in the other as he made a getaway from hospital I presume. No word on if he spilt any.
You know what I hate? When you are out jogging and you get kaboomed by a flying kangaroo….I really hate that. The roo in question got hit by a car and flew right into the jogger, taking out his legs. Oh the calamity. No word on the kangaroo, but the jogger will be limping for a wee bit.
I hate to think what he said or did, but a woman’s wrath …