OMG, picture this, a ship rocks up in Guam carrying housing units for up to 18,000 temporary workers. As the units are being unloaded hundreds and thousands of spiders, large and small, exit along with the cargo. Everybody panic!!! Authorities immediately demanded the cargo be thrown back on the ship and it, the crew and the friggin spiders ordered to get the hell out of their port. The Agriculture Department haven’t a clue what type of spiders they are but suspect they consist of numerous species.
Psst I bet the crew will be sleeping with one eye open now!
A group of Somali pirates thought they were so, so smart opening fire on a harmless cargo vessel, until they realized it was a French navy ship! Well, that is five less pirates to worry about!
Damn you UN western scum
Hey Kimmy Jong Il, been out of the news for a while huh? Never mind, you’re backkk, ooh and you’ve dragged in some unusual accomplices. The United Arab Emirates have seized an Aussie owned cargo ship, the ANL-Australia (flying a Bahamas flag) bound for Iran with a load of North Korean weapons on board. The little seizure included 14 included rocket launchers, detonators, munitions and ammunition for rocket-propelled grenades. That will earn Tehran and Pyongyang some more nice little harsh letters from the UN Security Council sanctions committee (to add to their collection). Oh and if you were wondering about Australia’s involvement, the ship is controlled by a French conglomerate and the export was arranged by the Shanghai office of an Italian company.Evidently the ship was supposedly carrying oil boring machines but some of it’s cargo was deceptively labeled (hmm, probably with Pyongy beer!).