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Mini Theft Auto

Gone in 60 seconds!

Sheez, what sort of person would carjack a Barbie Power Wheel Jeep from a little girl? Hmm, a friend of her granny’s , that’s who. Seems while the little girl had her eye off Barbie’s jeep the lady slipped it into her car, took off and then the boyfriend sold it for $20.

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When It’s A Good Time To Fib

You know sometimes it’s just better to lie. Take the woman from New Jersey who told police she had been carjacked. Far better she said that, than tell them her car had crashed because she was having sex with a complete stranger she had picked up from the side of the road.


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Oh, Hi Miss!

OMG, what are the friggin odds! A Woodrow Wilson High School student and his uncle decided to do a little carjacking, only prob was the car they chose was his friggin teachers. Awkward! The kid had no idea it was his teacher until he and his uncle, Jeremiah Juwley, forced their way into her SUV. She was then taken to an ATM and told to withdraw cash. At some stage the student got out of the car leaving the teacher and the uncle alone. He then assaulted the woman and allegedly stabbed her twice before she fled. The duo have both been arrested.

Psst There goes his D grade average!


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Where’s an Automatic When You Need It?

Woman arrested after failed carjackingOK, here’s the thing would-be carjackers, make sure you can drive a stick shift.Wanda Faye Parker got the first part of her day right by successfully robbing a shoe store hmm, unfortunately the second part wasn’t executed quite as well. Having grabbed the cash from the Shoe Show store she fled the scene and carjacked a jeep. Problem, she had no idea how to drive it. Damn stick shift. Do they have driving courses in prison?

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