Tag Archives: carpark

French Folly

How’s your luck? You go to an undergound carpark in France so you can secretly siphon waste oil into a drain and you accidentally drop your wallet, slip and get your head stuck in the sewer! Life’s a bitch huh? Worse still, you have to stay stuck in that position all night until someone finds you all cold and hypothermiated (probably not a word but anywho) with your feet sticking up in the air. By now you are thinking “phew”, right?  Not so fast mister. When police arrive and notice you’ve been doing a bit of siphoning they book you. Don’t you know that is an offence which carries up to two years jail and a $97,000 fine. Hello,  life’s a bitch or is that la bitch?

2 Comments

Filed under Friggin Hilarious, Sore Loser, Thanks For Nothing, Whoops!

Smile For The Camera

Sheez, what is Joseph Rummo so happy about? The dude was stun gunned in a Walmart car park after threatening to kill two people but gathering from his mug shot he was rather pleased about it all.

5 Comments

Filed under Friggin Hilarious

Cheap Child At Walmart

Of all the dumbassed things to do, Patrick Fousek and Samantha Tomasini tried to sell their 6 month old baby for $25 outside a Walmart Store in California . Hello, even I could have told them that was way too expensive, should have put a “On Special” tag on it if they expected any takers. Seems the women they initially approached rang police, and well, you know the procedure, they raided their house, found them high on methamphetamine  and bippity boppity boo the child protective services have another child to find a home for.

6 Comments

Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Friggin Wrong, I'm Just Saying !, Thanks For Nothing, Well I Never

That’s Child Neglect Right There!

How about $30 and I'll throw in some diapers?

You know times are tough when you can’t even get a taker for your baby …. for only $30. Robert Ellingson and Maghen Duvala have been charged with child neglect after trying to sell their 2 month in the PetSmart  parking lot and at a bank parking lot an hour earlier. Hmm, come on people $30 is a bargain.

12 Comments

Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Friggin Dumbass, Friggin Wrong, I'm Just Saying !, Thanks For Nothing, Well I Never