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Commuter Snake Found

Sheez, what's to eat?

OK, everybody’s feet down, the 3ft missing  boa constrictor has been found in a Boston subway carriage. Penelope was discovered by a commuter after wandering off it’s owners shoulder about a month ago while they were commuting. Melissa Moorhouse, who owns the wayward snake, was thrilled to have her pet back. Good for you!

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Dirty Rats

Couple arrested over cheese heist

Geez, I would have paid big bucks for that!

I wonder how much 8 blocks of 20kg cheese is going for on the black market? A couple in Manawatu have been arrested for a cheese heist. The hapless pair were seen acting sus around a train track before they were later seen throwing blocks of cheese from their car window. They were arrested shortly after. Oh but wouldn’t you know it, passers-by helped themselves to the discarded cheese.

Psst I am guessing they were rather pissed their haul was friggin cheese! Polly want a cracker?

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