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Commuter Snake Found

Sheez, what's to eat?

OK, everybody’s feet down, the 3ft missing  boa constrictor has been found in a Boston subway carriage. Penelope was discovered by a commuter after wandering off it’s owners shoulder about a month ago while they were commuting. Melissa Moorhouse, who owns the wayward snake, was thrilled to have her pet back. Good for you!


Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Friggin Scary, Friggin Wildlife, Well I Never

Dirty Rats

Couple arrested over cheese heist

Geez, I would have paid big bucks for that!

I wonder how much 8 blocks of 20kg cheese is going for on the black market? A couple in Manawatu have been arrested for a cheese heist. The hapless pair were seen acting sus around a train track before they were later seen throwing blocks of cheese from their car window. They were arrested shortly after. Oh but wouldn’t you know it, passers-by helped themselves to the discarded cheese.

Psst I am guessing they were rather pissed their haul was friggin cheese! Polly want a cracker?


Filed under Friggin Awesome, Friggin Dumbass, Friggin Hilarious, Sore Loser, Whoops!