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Portuguese Star Castrated In New York Hotel

Portuguese TV journalist Carlos Castro (65) has been found castrated and bashed to death in a New York Hotel. His young boyfriend model Renato Seabra has been taken into custody. The couple had just been to the musical Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark and the movie The Black Swan and were to have dinner with Luis Pires ,the editor of Luso- Americano ,when something obviously went terrible wrong. Pires said the men had jealousy issues.


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Taking It Into His Own Hands

A word of warning to any middle aged man wanting to date Helmut Seifert’s 17 year old daughter, don’t even think about it. The last fool who attempted it lost his balls (literally). Helmut, was so pissed when he discovered his teenage daughter was sleeping with Phillip Genscher (57) and the German authorities would do nothing about it, he and two work mates toddled off to pay him a visit. Genscher was forced to take off his pants and then the men proceeded to castrate him with a bread knife (that’s gotta hurt). Hmm, and so ends  that sorry little tale. When Helmut was arrested he said “I saw it as my duty as a father.” Papa 1,eunuch 0.


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