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More Money Than Sense

A Washington State business is offering a reward of $1,000 to anyone who helps them catch the thief who stole their doormat despite it only costing $20.Advanced Metal Technologies in Spokane are pissed at the audacity of the dude and want him off the streets! Good luck with that.

Psst For a $1,000 bucks I’d hand myself in, get a slap on the wrist and go shopping.


Filed under I'm Just Saying !, They Live Among Us !, Well I Never

Way Too Much Time on Their Hands

Did you hear something?

OK, here’s the thing, Wakayam police officers, hiding in a closet for 6 days to bust a teen for stealing 862 yen is probably not the best use of your time, especially as it was in coins! Two officers spent every evening from 5pm-8pm for 6 days  hiding in an elderly man’s wardrobe after he complained that his wallet had been stolen twice from his home by the same little shit. Imagine the 16 year old’s surprise when they burst out of the closet! How’s that for effective policing?


Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Friggin Dumbass, Friggin Hilarious, I'm Just Saying !, Well I Never