Attention cheap skates and non fussed consumers, there is a new website showing you how to make your own cell phone for about $200. And no, you don’t have the be a techo, they give you easy step by step instructions. Just think, if you get cracking now, you could be handing them out as Christmas pressies. OK, but just be warned , most of the home made phones I have seen look suspiciously like bomb devices or really bad highschool woodshop projects …just saying.
Tag Archives: cell phone
DIY Cell Phone
Filed under Friggin Awesome, Well I Never
Unluckiest Bastard Award
The award for the unluckiest bastard of the week goes to the Ugandan thief who stole a cell phone from a Ebola virus patient . Dear lord, you are a fool.
Psst Yes, of course he now has it.
Filed under I'm Just Saying !, Whoops!
Check Your Phone I Sent You Something
Definition of crazy? When a New York man digs up a woman’s dead pet chinchilla and then sends her pictures of it to her cell phone. The guy is currently in a hospital psychiatric ward waiting evaluation.
To Be Sure To Be Sure
A Delta Airlines plane made an emergency landing at Dublin airport after a passenger plugged his cell phone into the shaving socket in the plane’s loo and the pilot got suspicious. Move on, nothing to see here!!!
Filed under Friggin Hilarious, Well I Never
Heads Will Roll
Let this be a warning to you all, never, ever check photos on a mobile phone you found, especially if it belongs to an embalmer at a mortuary. Two young kids found the phone in a ditch and later when their daddy checked the sim card on his computer they discovered a photo of a smiling man holding up the decapitated head of a train victim. And cue nightmares!
Psst There is now a police investigation.
Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Friggin Gross, Well I Never
How They Caught Osama Bin Laden
It took 10 years before someone finally used a cell phone. Seems the only reason why Osama is now the devil in the deep blue sea, is because his right hand man, Sheikh Abu Ahmed, used his cell phone to talk to an al Qaeda operative who was being bugged. Doh! The golden rule of the Bin Laden club has always been never, ever use your cell phone to talk. Whoopsie, seems Ahmed stuffed up. He used a cheap phone to chat with a mate who was being bugged by the CIA. Sheez, it could have been worse, he could have got caught in the Sony PlayStation Network breach.
Psst Sheez, the CIA could have simply got Steve Jobs to find him via iTunes!
Filed under Friggin Dumbass, I'm Just Saying !, Thanks For Nothing, Whoops!
Go Get Forked
Oh for goodness sakes give Shannon Hall a break, the poor thing was arrested after trying to eat her Denny’s meal in peace when some inconsiderate man answered his cell phone and began talking loudly and swearing in a booth next to her. Come on people, wouldn’t you throw a utensil at him too?
