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Name Change

In China not only can they take your land at a whim, it seems they can also force you to change your name. 200 villagers in Shandong province have been forced to change their surname from Shan to Xian. Reason? The character used to type it on a computer or standard Chinese word processing program doesn’t exist and be damned if they are going to hand write it. In response to this dilemma the government has ordered them to change their names. Many people now fear family history will be lost forever.

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We Don’t Have Exposed Genitals In This Court!

OK, here’s the thing Stephen Coffey (20), if you wear a t-shirt to court with a cartoon character  exposing himself, damn straight you’ll get sent home to change! Sheriff Andrew Berry was not impressed when he noticed Mr Coffey’s tee which read “Why I don’t wear shorts” and included a picture of an old man flashing his genitals. Sheez, friggin Y gens!

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Tapeworm for Washington State Seal

Recognition at last!

James Vaughn of Orting wants to change Washington’s state seal to a tapeworm attached to the taxpayers ass.Yes, bye-bye George Washington and hello tapeworm dressed in a three-pieced suit attached to a taxpayers butt. Oh and don’t think he isn’t serious, he has already filed the required “Initiative to the People” papers and included with them is a few pages bitching about how much taxpayers have to pay to be residents and businesses of this fine state. He even suggests the motto to go alongside the tapeworm …”Committee to sucking the life out of each and every taxpayer.” Damn best $5 investment he ever spent I say!

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