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Where Was The Force When You Need It?

Bravo, I will take a bouquet of flowers and a surgical mask and raise you a Darth Vader mask. The latest inventive bank robber of the US, has robbed a Chase bank in New York wearing a Darth Vader mask. Seems, however,  old Darth has ditched his light saber and gone for the semi-automatic weapon instead. May the force be with you.

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Stick Them Up I Have A Remote!

Oh well, back to the drawing board!

Nice one Edward Callahan. Callahan, a New York homeless guy, decided to try his luck robbing a bank with an old TV remote control. Damn thing nearly worked too, especially after he told the teller  it was hooked up to a bomb. Everybody panic. Terrified employees of the Chase Bank went scurrying up to the roof fearing a kaboom, while a trembling Callahan got his bag of money. Doh, unfortunately poor old Callahan only got a short distance out of the bank before having a seizure. Oh well, on the bright side, he won’t be homeless anymore!

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