Tag Archives: chicago

Pet Seized By Police

Oh for the love of wildlife, a man in Chicago has had his pet seized by police. Evidently, having an alligator in your basement for 26 years is wrong. The 6ft, 200lb creature was bought as a bub at a swap meet and had been living in the guy’s Chicago basement ever since. The owner told police he often let him roam around the backyard. Hmm, there is a charge of unlawful possession of an endangered species right there.

PSST Are you thinking what I am thinking? There must have been a very big newspaper…or one hell of a mess.



Filed under Friggin Wildlife, Well I Never

Irony Of The Week

A fire extinguisher company in Chicago burned down


Filed under Whoops!

Chicago and The Big Itch

hairIt’s official Chicago is the number one city for bedbugs. Take a bow. Oh and quit the sniggering Los Angeles, Columbus (Ohio), Detroit, Cincinnati, Cleveland/Akron/Canton, Dayton, Washington D.C., Denver and Indianapolis you are all in the top ten. Happy scratching Bearman.


Filed under Friggin Ohio Home of Bearman, Well I Never


Beaten man arrested for drug possessionWell, if you think you are having a bad day, spare a thought for this poor dude. The Chicago man was walking down the street when someone kidnapped him and then beat the crap out of him. When police found him sprawled out on the ground they found his address and went to search his home. Unfortunately he hadn’t hidden his 170 pounds of cocaine and 50 pounds of marijuana very well. Enter narcotics squad who seized the stash. Seems the dude was wanted in connection with a federal narcotics investigation. Told ya, a very bad day.


Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Sore Loser, They Live Among Us !

Friggin Billboards

Seems some people in Chicago have a prob with the new Urban Core billboard featuring a retired porn star.

Blow Job billboard upsets


Filed under Well I Never

Dirty Rotten Scoundrel

Want to get back at your ex? Well, here’s the most nastiest way possible. You buy a car, register it under your ex’s name and then park it at Chicago’s O’hare Airport for three years. When the Chicago’s Department of Finance finally tracks them down, they will be given a bill for $105,000 in parking fines. Ta-da.  Oh yeah, and don’t worry, in Chicago, judges make the victim pay. Don’t believe me, just ask Jennifer Fitzgerald, that’s what her ex boyfriend did. Now she is the proud owner of the biggest fines in Chicago’s history.


Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Sore Loser, That's Gotta Hurt, Well I Never

Who’s The Man In The Windshield?

OK loons, have a guess whose face this is in that blob of bird poop.  Go on, take your time.

If you said Michael Jackson take a bow. Some dude in Chicago was lucky enough to have some bird shit the late singer onto his windshield. He told reporters how he suddenly saw Jacko appear before his very eyes and how it became even more evident when the poop hardened.  Now he has plonked the windshield on eBay at a reserve price of $500. Smooth criminal.


Filed under Friggin Gross, I'm Just Saying !, Join the skeptic club!

You Really Stink At This!

A man stole a Bobcat front loader from a construction site in Chicago and rammed a Family Dollar store  before making off with two cans of deodorant and a bunch of gift cards.What about the cash register fool? The cash register was right there…oh never mind.


Filed under Friggin Dumbass, Friggin Hilarious, Whoops!

Epic Bank Robber Fail

A robber who held up a bank in Chicago, claiming to have a bomb, forgot to leave with the bag of cash. That’s friggin dumb.


Filed under They Live Among Us !, Whoops!

Lug Nutter On The Loose

Attention people in the Chicago area, be on the look out for someone stealing lug nuts off police squad cars. The lug nutter has so far removed the nuts from several cop car’s wheels while they have been parked on the police station car park. So far no wheels have fallen off.


Filed under Friggin Hilarious, Well I Never