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Number 1 Reason For Parental Lock Out System

A 13 year old boy who became obsessed with surfing the net looking for porn has found himself on the sex offender register. Hmm well son, did no one tell you kiddy porn is wrong?

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Shouldn’t Have Told Him How To Get To Sesame Street

This story was brought to you by the Charleston police and the letters WTF. Composer Fernando Rivas, who won two Grammys for his work on Sesame street, has been arrested on child pornography charges, after police found disturbing photos of a naked 4 year old girl restrained in handcuffs “and other bondage-type devices” in his house. The musician, who also taught music  at a local school, admitted he took the photos and then emailed them on to two other creeps but is pleading not guilty to the charges.

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Honor Amongst Thieves

When two burglars, who stole 50 burnable CD’s from Kraig Stockard’s place during their robbery, tried to record their music on them they were peeved to find that most of them had already been burned….with child porn!!! So they did what any law abiding burglars would do, they went to police . Police seized three desktop computers and three laptops from Mr Stockard’s house and later charged him with possession of porn. As for the burglars, they weren’t arrested because as the California police said “they were obviously the lesser of two evils,”

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Bad Timing

OK, here’s the thing Claudio Vindal, there are winners and there are losers in life and you are obviously not on the winning side. Vindal was busily downloading kiddie porn when the police walked in to arrest him for allegedly downloading kiddie porn. Kinda awkward really, especially as the screen was on and they could pretty much tell what it was!

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Welcome To My Lair

OK here’s the thing sick little puppy, if you are going to flash your genitals and masturbate at a little kid, don’t invite the police into your house if you have friggin child pornography stuck on your walls and bedhead. Sheez, show some decorum! John  Kohler admitted to exposing himself and possessing pictures, videos and files of child pornography after inviting the cops into his apartment .

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Delete

OK, here’s the thing Amado Nicholas Hernandez, when giving your computer away at an estate sale make sure you’ve erased all the child porn images first. I’m just saying. Hernandez was arrested by the FBI prior to him leaving on a cruise  ship after  450 still images and 250 videos of child porn were discovered on a computer he once alleged owned. Whoopsie!

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It Was My Friggin Cat

I love this pet pedo site!

OK, here’s the thing Keith Griffin, trying to use your cat as an excuse for the kiddie porn found on your computer is silly, we all know they only like kitty porn! When police found over 1,000 images of child porn on Mr Griffin’s computer he had a logical explanation, it was his cat downloading it. Bad kitty. Anywho, long story short he didn’t even bother mentioning this at his hearing and took the fall for his feline companion. That’s twelve and a half years right there!

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This Isn’t Spider Solitaire?

Sheez, planting kiddie porn on a work colleagues computer in the hope he’d be sacked and you’d get a promotion is so 2006.Neil Weiner (a handyman) allegedly hated Eddie Thompson (a school caretaker) so much he devised a plan to get him fired. Weiner planted 235 pictures of nasty photos on Thompson’s computer and then rang the cops. Problem? Police couldn’t find evidence Thompson downloaded the child porn from the internet. Cops later traced the phone call to Mr Weiner’s cell phone. Mr Weiner from east London denies all allegations as the trial continues.

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Child Porn Screensaver

Oh for the love of god NO!  When Michael Immel decided to make a slideshow of his favourite photos on his computer, who knew it would be child porn. Even worse, the slideshow ran whenever his computer wasn’t in use. It wasn’t long before a deliveryman happened to notice his friggin kiddie porn screensaver and contacted police. He later told the cops he used the slideshow to counteract his impulses to hurt innocent children. Good for you creep!

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Porn Star to the Rescue

Hey, I've always looked young!

Some porn stars aren’t bad folk, take Lupe Fuentes for instance. She flew to Puerto Rico to get Carlos Simon-Timmerman, a pizza delivery guy from Brooklyn,  off the hook for transporting child pornography.The problems started for Mr Simon-Timmerman when US customs agents discovered a DVD, Little Lupe the Innocent,  in his luggage as he went through San Juan Airport security and was promptly arrested for possession of child porn. During the trial a pediatrician insisted the girl in the video was underage. Enter Lupe Fuentes. Mr Simon-Timmerman’s lawyer Hector Ramos-Vega, managed to track the porn star down via her website and she was more than happy to fly in , take the stand and show her passport to prove she wasn’t under age when she made the movie.Phew, that could have been 20 years jail right there. How could he ever repay her…wait, oh, never mind!

Psst Well that DVD was misleading, now wasn’t it!

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