A tsunami warning has been declared along the coast of Chile after a 8.3 earthquake struck 95km west of Iquique, a little while ago.
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Move over worst nightmare we have a new winner. Imagine being on a 13 hour plane ride from Santiago (Chile) to Sydney with 26 students hurling their guts up violently (and lets not forget the diarrhoea) in the eight toilets, after boarding with friggin gastro. The tour group spewed and pooed the entire trip while horrified passengers watched on. When the flying bucket landed the sick were met by a line of ambulances escorting them to hospital. Pasta or chicken?
Psst Pity the poor cleaners
Holy exploding Churros Batman. A Chilean newspaper has been forced to pay compo of $125,000 to 13 people after they received burns after following a recipe published in their paper. Hmm, evidently the suggested temperature to make the donut like sweet meant the oil had a good chance of exploding and sending the Churros airborne…..which in some chases did!
You know what I hate? When you toddle off to plant a bomb and the damn thing blows up your face before you get to your destination. I really friggin hate that! Wannabe terrorist and self described anarchist Luciano Pitronello Schuffeneger from Chile now has no hands, no eyesight and third degree burns over his entire body after attempting to plant a bomb at a local bank. Police believe he may have accidentally set off the timer as he tried to get into the building. Hmmm, won’t be doing that again!
Psst There is video of the incident on Youtube but it’s far too disturbing to show.
One Chilean miner out, 32 to go. Make that 31 30 29 28 27 26 25 24 23 22 21 20 19 18 17 16 15 14 13 12 11 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 0.
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Psst What’s the bet those damn souvenir rocks are now on eBay?
2nd Psst Dear god imagine how boring the books are going to be? Day 1 …sat in dark….Day 2…still sitting in dark. Hmm, all 33 versions 😦
You know what is worse than a Chilean mint spelling the name of it’s country wrong on their peso coins? The fact it took over a year before anyone noticed. The 2008 batch spelled CHILE, CHIIE but it wasn’t spotted by anyone until late 2009. The mint’s general manager Gregorio Iniguez, and several other employees have been sacked over the incident. Meanwhile people have been hoarding the coins hoping they will become valuable. Hmm, Chilean coins…good luck with that!
A drug cartel tried a different approach to smuggling their drugs out of Chile…they made suitcases out of friggin cocaine. A woman was caught at the Santiago airport with suitcases made from a combination of resin, fiber glass and cocaine. The dead give away was the suitcases were heavier than the contents.Detective Leandro Morales said that the drug could be easily extracted via a chemical process had the woman successfully made it to Spain. Back to the drawing board boys.