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WWII British “Spy” Pigeon Found in Chimney

Look away animal lovers this is a sad story of stupidity woe. A home owner in England has found a dead WWII British “spy” pigeon in his chimney. Seems the stupid little thing had flown there for a little breather during one of its  top secret missions but was overcome by fumes and keeled. A vital coded message in a capsule was still attached to its wee little leg. The pigeon was on his way to Bletchley Park and to the team working on cracking the Nazi Enigma code. Experts are currently working on deciphering the message to find out what mission the lazy assed bird stuffed up.  Silly, silly pigeon!!!

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What Was She Thinking?

A female doctor was found decomposing in a chimney after she tried to get into her ex’s house by sliding feet first down the flue. Evidently when Dr. Jacquelyn Kotarac tried unsuccessfully to break into his house she climbed on the roof and did a Santa Claus (rather poorly I might add). It was three days before her body was found.

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Mummified Body Found In Chimney

Ewh, a mummified body, believed to have been wedged in a chimney for 20 odd years, was discovered in a derelict industrial building in Finland. Authorities discovered a wallet on the corpse which indicated the man was born in 1953. Further investigation revealed he had gone missing in 1991 and declared dead in the early 2000s. Police are still not sure if he was dumped in the chimney or he simply got stuck in it.

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Santa Envy

Damn dumbassed burglar  got himself stuck in a chimney for over three hours in a suburban house in Seattle. If it wasn’t for kindly neighbors who rang police after hearing his cries for help he’d still be there because the owners are out of the country (not smart to mention that small fact either !!!). Anywho, emergency services had to chisel part of the chimney away to free the fool .

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