An American University student is in a critical condition in a South African hospital after two chimpanzees grabbed the man’s legs from under a perimeter fence and dragged him into their enclosure. The animal sanctuary houses abused and misplaced chimps. The man was taking a group of people on a tour when the incident happened.
Tag Archives: chimpanzees
When Chimpanzees Go Wild
Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Friggin Wildlife
Well I’ll Be A Monkey’s Uncle!
See, you should be thanking me!
Well guys, count your blessings you haven’t got tiny spines on your penises. Scientists believe the key to evolution is man’s ability NOT to grow spines ,unlike our buddies the chimpanzees. These little lumps on the chimp’s junk are made of keratin, the same stuff as your fingernails and have kept them swinging in trees. Hmm and women, count your lucky stars men don’t have them, those friggin spines hurt. They are designed to damage the female chimp’s vagina so she doesn’t go off and mate with another male immediately after sex.
Filed under Evolution Be Damned!, Friggin Awesome, I'm Just Saying !, Well I Never
