There are numerous things you can do with a wedding ring but slipping it on your penis is not one of them. Just ask the Chinese dude who had his stuck for two days. The pain became so unbearable he had no choice but to ring firefighters. It took 90 minutes and a bucket of humiliation before the gold band was cut off. Unfortunately for him, footage of the incident has been making its rounds on social media.
PSST I know what you are thinking Loons but I’m
guessing hoping the ring was a man’s extra large.
Suspect your boyfriend still has a thing for his ex? Well here’s a solution, arrange to jump into a river with the other girl and see who he saves. OK sure, risky, but at least you would know. A poor Chinese dude was left in a “Sophie’s Choice” dilemma when his girlfriend and his ex girlfriend bothed jumped from a bridge into a river. The three had agreed to met to resolve the constant fighting and scheming going on by the jilted girlfriend but it all got ugly when the ex suddenly leapt from the bridge into the water below. As she screamed for help the current girlfriend decided to take the plunge too, yelling as she disappeared ‘it is either her or me’ . Dear god, I would have left them both there. Anywho, the guy decided to jump in and rescue…. hmm, I’m not telling you. Guess?
This is what happens when a cash strapped drunk Chinese man attempts to slide under the glass window of an ATM instead of using the door.
Oh for goodness sakes people, if you are going to make an explosive belt use something a little more threatening than sausages. A 23 year old Chinese man named He was eating a meal in a restaurant when he suddenly jumped up, grabbed the owner’s daughter, placed a knife to her neck and demanded money.The diners and the restaurateur overpowered the man and called police, but when they arrived He revealed he was wearing an explosive belt. Enter bomb explosive experts who determined the device was actually made up of sausages. Hmm, worth a try I guess.
Hey mommy look, spiderman!
You know if I had a choice of paying a bus fare or clinging by my fingernails for half an hour on the back of a bus I know which one I would choose. Meet Mr cheapskate Chinese dude who preferred to cling than cough up 15 yuan.