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Lost In Translation

asian-frownWhen a Chinese tourist in Germany had his wallet stolen he toddled off to report the incident to police. Unfortunately, it wasn’t the police he found but someone who handed him an asylum application. This set the wheels in motion. He was sent to northwestern Germany and placed in a refugee home. The poor bastard just wanted to have a holiday in Germany, France and Italy but instead sat bewildered in the refugee home for 12 days until he was given access to a translation app.

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Push Not Pull!

Just having a dumb day is all!

Embarrassed much? Ying Chao a Chinese tourist friggin freaked when she couldn’t get out of one a Blenheim’s electronic  public toilets in New Zealand. After several desperate attempts at freeing herself from the less than pleasant tomb, she rang the only number she had memorized, New Zealand’s emergency services number 111.  Firefighter raced to the scene only to have her  free within seconds. Hmm, seems Ms Chao wasn’t opening the door properly. Can’t wait to see her use the escalators!


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