OMG, imagine if you could eat salt and vinegar potato chips all day long and not gain weight. Well loons, it seems scientists have discovered a grass downunder that tastes exactly like salt and vinegar chips. Kid you not. The spinifex type grass is currently been used by Queensland farms to manufacture the world’s strongest and thinnest condoms. Umm so guys why didn’t they notice, didn’t anyone lick their fingers….oh wait never mind. If only they could find grass that tastes like bacon I’d be so vegan.
Sheez, I gotta cut down, none of my clothes fit!
OK, no need to panic Tesco shoppers in Birmingham, but the next time you buy McCoy’s variety pack of chips you might want to put your ear up to it first and check for sounds of vermin. A mice invasion left shoppers screaming in fear as about 6 pink mice burst out of a bag of crisps. Seems the store is plagued by mice who are no longer happy with the accommodation at the nearby canal and railway track. So desperate to pig out on snacks the creatures came up through the floor and headed straight to aisle 6 .