Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooouch. A very unlucky and momentarily high pitched New Zealand man has managed to get his genitals caught in a flying fox at a children’s playground at Christchurch. Seems an equipment malfunction is to blame (not his silly!). The unnamed man was trapped by the balls etc by the mechanism when he hit the end of the flying fox line. Fire crews had to dismantle the seat to free him.Throughout the endeavor he remained “stoic” despite the excruciating pain his genitals were in. I bet there was screaming on the inside, hey bro?
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OK loons have I got a bargain for you. On the Trade Me online auction site someone is offering two vials, yes that’s right, TWO vials, containing the spirits of ghosts exorcised from a house in New Zealand. Geez, New Zealand friggin ghosts eh! How cool would that be, your own haunting in a bottle. Hmm, they could come in handy, especially if you have a neighbor you don’t like. The spirits should remain harmless as so long as they stay soaking in the holy water which is also in the vials. If not BOO!
OK here’s the low down on the ghosts who were captured by an exorcist from some spiritualist church. Ghost number one is believed to be Les Graham who died in the house in the 1920’s and loves nothing better to do with his time than pop up and spook people.
Ghost number 2 is a little girl who loves moving things around and turning things on and off. She was captured during an Ouija board session. The unknown seller wants them friggin gone because they scare the beejeezus out of him/her. OK loons, do us proud check out the auction under “two captured ghosts” oh and don’t forget to read the Q&A section, priceless!
Psst You reckon those ghosts won’t be pissed when they are let out.
UPDATE The auction had ended and the ghosts sold for $1,983.
OK, here’s hoping this is a friggin hoax. A New Zealand company are planning to sell a commercial jet pack capably of flying more than a mile high in the air and at maximum speeds of 60mph. Oh and here’s the clincher, you won’t need a pilot’s licence because it weighs less than 115kg. Dear god, what could possibly go wrong? Martin Aircraft Company, located in Christchurch, plan to make 500 jet packs a year. Great, now we got another place we have to look…up!