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The Best Ever Burglar

Oh my, why can’t every burglar on bath salts be like Terry Trent? He waltzed into the Vandalia family’s home, lit a candle, pulled up a couch and watched TV. Oh did I happen to mention he also put up some Christmas decorations (probably during a commercial break). It all came to a sorry end when the Vandalia’s 11 year old son came home and found Mr Trent on the couch.Enter police!

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Christmas Decoration Bombing Backfires

Kaboom! Two Sheboygan men,  Michael Jansen and Robert Rigsby have been charged with possession of explosives after a friend, Jonathan Lerch, nearly blew himself to kingdom come when one of the bombs they made exploded in his hand. Ouch. Lerch was attempting to blow up Christmas decorations with the two men when the accident occurred. Unfortunately when he lit the fuse with his cigarette he ignited the gunpowder.Police described Mr Lerch’s injuries as “catastrophic”. That’s gotta hurt! Jansen and Risby both have other unrelated charges pending.

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Bah Humbug

Not really news, but I thought you would like this image in your head. Some naked homeless man in Vero Beach ripped down some Christmas decorations at the Carvel Ice Cream shop!

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