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Merry Friggin Christmas

A woman in the Philippines died instantly after her Christmas present exploded. Sheez, the damn pressie contained a friggin bomb. The poor thing was killed on the spot when it kaboomed right in her face as she opened it. Who would do something like that? The present was sent to the family home in Manila.

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Don’t Know What To Get The Missus For Christmas?

That bastard better have got me something good this year!

Stuck for something to get the wife for Christmas? Well a London law firm has come up with the ideal present, a divorce gift voucher. Falalalala lalalaking brilliant. The £125 plus VAT voucher offers a half hour or hour long advice session with a lawyer and guess what? They have already sold 54 in under a month.

Psst You might want to think about giving it to her after Christmas dinner, just in case she grabs a 9 iron!

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