Um, yeah about that tinsel. Step away from that Christmas tree….repeat…step away from that Christmas tree. A family in Australia got quite the WTF when they realised that the tinsel was moving on their Christmas Tree. Turns out it wasn’t a possessed decoration at all, but a deadly tiger snake. Is nowhere safe?
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Stop right there Carlsberg, you are killing me here. The brewing company have erected a 27ft Christmas tree that….wait for it…. dispenses beer. Hallelujah. Candle lit beer bottles, glass balls for cups and a large hop replacing the star on top of the tree make for a very , very merry Christmas.
Bah friggin humbug, a German hippie has had his 6ft Christmas tree confiscated. Reason? It was a decorated marijuana plant. The old hippie had it in his living room decorated with a string of lights and was planning to place presents under it until the police ruined it all. Meanwhile German police arrested another man who was busted with a homemade Advent calendar with weed behind each door instead of chocolate. Both are facing drug charges. Falalalala la la la la.
Remember a few weeks back how I wrote about how the town of Poole replaced their traditional fir tree with a new fake £14,000 Christmas tree that looked like a friggin traffic cone. Well, blow me down with a feather, if some buggers haven’t vandalize it, tearing chunks of astro turf off its’ frame. It’s now in for repairs and guess what? They are putting up a traditional fir tree in it’s place.Hark the Herald angels sing people! Hmm, so I guess the 4,000 residents who joined the “We don’t care about health and safety, Poole needs a proper Christmas tree.” Facebook group will be well pleased.No word on if or when the evil fake tree will return!