Tag Archives: christmas tree

It’s The Season

christmas tree 3Um, yeah about that tinsel. Step away from that Christmas tree….repeat…step away from that Christmas tree. A family in Australia got quite the WTF when they realised that the tinsel was moving on their Christmas Tree. Turns out it wasn’t a possessed decoration at all,  but a deadly tiger snake. Is nowhere safe?

3 Comments

Filed under They Live Among Us !, Well I Never

Drinks Are On The Tree

Stop right there Carlsberg, you are killing me here. The brewing company have erected a 27ft Christmas tree that….wait for it…. dispenses beer. Hallelujah. Candle lit beer bottles, glass balls for cups and a large hop replacing the star on top of the tree make for a very , very merry Christmas.

 

3 Comments

Filed under Friggin Awesome

Jingle Hell

On the first day of Christmas my true love sent to me, a nasty little snake in a Christmas tree. What the? The Meridian family got a nice little surprise when they discovered a snake had made its home in their Christmas tree.

8 Comments

Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Friggin Wildlife, I'm Just Saying !, Well I Never

It’s The Season To Be Jolly

Bummer

Bah friggin humbug, a German hippie has had his 6ft Christmas tree confiscated. Reason? It was a decorated marijuana plant. The old hippie had it in his living room decorated with a string of lights and was planning to place presents under it until the police ruined it all. Meanwhile German police arrested another man who was busted with a homemade Advent calendar with weed behind each door instead of chocolate. Both are facing drug charges. Falalalala la la la la.

4 Comments

Filed under Friggin Hilarious, They Live Among Us !, Whoops!

It Isn’t A Friggin Christmas Tree!

OK, a little message to the person who cut down the tree at the Washington Park Arboretum  so they could whack it in their living room and decorate it for Christmas. It was a friggin rare Chinese keteleeria tree worth around $10,500, you fool!

3 Comments

Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, I'm Just Saying !, Thanks For Nothing, Whoops!

Fake Christmas Tree Gets The Chop

Geez, make up your friggin mind!

Remember a few weeks back how I wrote about how the town of Poole replaced their traditional fir tree with a new fake £14,000 Christmas tree that looked like a friggin traffic cone.  Well, blow me down with a feather, if some buggers haven’t vandalize it, tearing chunks of astro turf off its’ frame. It’s now in for repairs and guess what? They are putting up a traditional fir tree in it’s place.Hark the Herald angels sing people! Hmm, so I guess the 4,000 residents who joined the “We don’t care about health and safety, Poole needs a proper Christmas tree.” Facebook group will be well pleased.No word on if or when the evil fake tree will  return!

6 Comments

Filed under Friggin Awesome, Friggin Hilarious, Friggin Nanny State, Well I Never

Christmas Tree Horror

Timber!

It must be getting to that time of year again because we just had our first Christmas tree casualty. An elderly German woman is in a critical condition in a Hamburg hospital after a 5m, 100kg tree fell on her. The Tannenbaum was suppose to be attached to the ceiling with 3 steel cables but something came loose and the friggin Christmas tree toppled on her as she was going about her shopping. The 78 year old is in a critical condition with massive head and chest wounds. Christmas Tree 1, Christmas Decoration Company 0, Granny 0.

2 Comments

Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, I'm Just Saying !, That's Gotta Hurt, Whoops!