If there ever was a law suit waiting to happen.An Auckland evangelical church is offering a cure all oil to its followers. The church claims the magical oil can cure schizoprenia, tumours, strokes and marriage problems (to name a few). What is the magic potion you ask? Hmm, it is none other than olive oil… but wait… the oil has been blessed at the sites of biblical miracles in Israel which makes it special.In their newslatter they say “The Holy Oil was chosen by God as an instrument of faith to heal the sick …If you have faith and use the oil in the name of the Lord Jesus Christ, God will bless you,” Good luck with that.
Psst Do you cook with it or rub it on? Confused.
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OK, here’s the thing , when repeatedly stealing from your local church, don’t be selling the stuff at a garage sale in the same neighborhood. That is dumbass 101. Hmm, and to think god created them.
Want sauce with that?
And they call themselves Christians? The Apostolic Truth Tabernacle in Greensburg, Indiana posted this charming video of a little tyke singing ‘Ain’t No Homos Gonna Make It to Heaven’. Well I don’t know about them, but in MY heaven they’ll be helping me decorating my cloud! Sheez, what happened to Love Thy Neighbor?
You now know what God thinks about bringing a motorcycle into church!!!
OMG, an 18 year old South African man has been kidnapped by three sex starved women in Chitungwiza and raped in a cathedral. The lucky unlucky man was on an errand to a shopping centre when he was bundled into a car and taken to Harare’s Roman Catholic Cathedral. It was there he was locked into a room and one of the woman forced him to have sex with her. It wasn’t until the following morning that the women bundled him back into their car and dumped him at another shopping centre. Teenager 1, cougars 1.
I can explain!
You know what I hate, when you’re a priest and you accidentally project your images of scantily dressed men onto a screen in your church instead of the DVD about the annual diocesan fundraiser (I know which one I’d prefer!). Awkward! Reverend Edward Lyman was setting up his computer for Sunday mass when the images were projected onto the screen by accident.Despite them being non pornographic in nature he was given the flick from St. Anthony, St. Bridget and St. John the Baptist parishes in Throop. Scandal diverted!