Four Smurfs are wanted by police over a bashing in Melbourne. Evidently some poor dude bought cigs at a 7 eleven before being confronted by one of the Smurfs desperate for a smoke. After refusing to light the cigarette for the Smurf, the man was allegedly assaulted. Police believe the 4 Smurfs hold the key to what happened. The Smurfs were last seen trying to jump start a white VS Commodore.
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Oh for goodness sakes people, PETA are going to have a fit! Po the pit viper from Taiwan has a two cigarette a day smoking habit thanks to his owner Sho Lau. Yes, you heard right, a friggin smoking habit. The three year old snake picked up the habit after Lau, a 20 a day smoker, began throwing his butts near the curious reptile. Before long the viper was puffing away too. Po has one in the morning and one at night. Oh and don’t be trying to short change the beast, he gets rightly agitated if he doesn’t get his daily nicotine hit.
What’s more dangerous, smoking or telling someone not to smoke? A restaurant owner in Turkey was shot dead after he told a group of customers to put out their cigarettes because of a new smoking ban. Hidir Karayigit was just following the letter of the law, when he took away the offending ciggies. Karayigit was shot 4 times for his trouble. Hmm, maybe the government should look at their alcohol laws too! This is the first death linked to the ban since the Turkish government introduced it last month. Hmm, expect more as the nicotine nation rebels.
Psst Turkey has one of the highest smoking rates in the world.