A cow who realised he was heading to the Cincinnati slaughterhouse decided to make a run for for freedom. He took off down the main drag with the golden arches in his sights. He was nearly at McDonalds when he was shot down in a hail of bullets. Oh well, no Big Mac and fries for him.
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A Cincinnati man was arrested last week for masturbating in public with a teddy bear. This is the 4th time he has been caught engaging in public indecency and disorderly conduct with a teddy . No word on if it was the same teddy in each case. I think we might just leave it at that! Awkward! Hmm, know anything about this Bearman …. Duncan wants to know?
Stop me if I am wrong here, but aren’t chihuahuas one of the smallest breed of dog in the world? Hmm, so when a chihuahua attacks a policeman does he A) taser it B) shoot it 3 times or c) leave it alone. OK if you chose A) and B) you are correct. Police admit they tasered and then shot the chihuahua, Jack, after they cornered him on a property in Cincinnati.Reason? It wouldn’t stop biting one of the policemen. When Scott and Sharon Bullock arrived home from a funeral they noticed blood and three bullets on their porch but no pooch! It was only after they rang police did they discover the carnage that had happened outside their family home.You would have thought tasering the little mite would have just about done the job…why 3 bullets? Hmm, maybe they were embarrassed to call for back up?