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Manchester United Going To Hell In A Handbag

Well, well, well, seems Muslim Manchester United fans  may have to find a new team to support after a Malaysian cleric declared the football clubs team crest un-Islamic. Nooh Gadot has told supporters not to wear the red jersey as it has  Devil’s emblem as it’s crest (sheez ,took your own sweet time recognizing that!). Gadot said  “Devils are our enemies, why would you put their picture on you and wear it? You are only promoting the devil.” So far there has been no Fatwa against the club , but Manchester United aren’t alone, football shirts of Brazil, Portugal, Barcelona, Serbia and Norway, which carry emblems of the cross, are also off limits.

Psst No probs, just get  “Nanny State” to make the English football team change their team crest.

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The Bottom Of Hell You Say!

Not so fast mister!

Remember the cleric, Kazem Sedighi,who blamed the earthquakes on woman showing too much boob? Well anywho, he reckons the reason the West haven’t had a enormous friggin killer natural disaster yet is because God is holding off to let more people sin so they can all be doomed to the bottom of hell. Bless.Hmm, so I am guessing the bottom of hell is pretty bad!

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