Clive Palmer’s political party United Australia Party has been bombarding the airwaves and TV screens for the past few weeks with his stupid commercials. Yes, there is an election looming. He has even got Sister Scissors all riled up after he butchered their song “We Aren’t Gonna Take It” by changing the lyrics and adding his own. When they threatened to sue him he claimed straight-faced… You can’t, those new lyrics are mine.
So imagine my surprise when I received this text last night…
When elected United Australia Party will ban unsolicited political text messages which Labor & Liberal have allowed.
His party actually text me, to tell me they plan to stop political parties texting me. WTF, you just sent me an unsolicited political text message!!!!
You know what, you Dunderklumpten, why don’t you ban ALL UNSOLICITED TEXT messages full stop. That includes scammers, telemarketers and you!
My forehead is starting to bruise.