One of the bummers about doing drugs is it brings out your inner stupidity. A Florida couple, high on meth and crack, were trapped in a janitor’s cupboard for two days. In a desperate attempt to get out they eventually rang the police who simple opened the door. Seems it wasn’t locked. Police found the closet thanks to the stench of human excrement.
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Oh dear, a man has admitted to keeping his dead dad in a closet for 5 years. The 55 year old told police he had come home one day and found his dad, Mitsuo Sonoda, still in bed. It was only after he began ponking, that the son put him in the wardrobe. Eventually the ex-wife contacted police when she couldn’t find any sign of her ex in-law. Hmm, despite it all, it still didn’t stop the son pocketing his dad’s pension payments. Ah so!