Alas poor Yorrick, a man of infinite jest is placing human poo in the dryers at Yale University. The first victim opened up the dryer expecting to find her clothes soft and warm but instead was faced with an unfathomable horror … the poo cycle. Not only had her clothes been spinning around with someone’s feces the culprit had also taken a leak in there as well. She told reporters “I simultaneously wanted to throw up, cry and punch someone,” So far the perpertrator has claimed three victims.
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One of the dangers of drinking is that inevitably you will do something completely stupid that it will become fodder for people like us. So goes the sorry tale of New Zealander Dave Chapman who got himself stuck in a clothes dryer after attempting to retrieve his undies. Yes, the man managed to get his head, arms and shoulders into the machine before becoming incapacitated. Hmm, did I happen to mention he was naked? Guess not! In an attempt to get himself unstuck, Dave managed to pull the dryer off it’s perch pinning him underneath. Enter snickering firefighters who managed to pull him free after dismantling a few parts.