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Worst Fear Realised

Yellow-RibbonSeriously, it is bad enough flying without having a friggin suicidal pilot. News broke last night that the co-pilot of the ill fated GermanWings plane locked himself in the cockpit and then flew the 150 passengers and crew into the mountainside at about 350 m/h killing all on board. No words on this one, just simply horrific.

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Nothing Worse Than a Clumsy Co Pilot

You know what I hate? When a  friggin clumsy co-pilot knocks the control column  while adjusting his seat, sending the plane plunging 2,000m and then refuses to let the pilot into the cockpit because he’s in  a panic. I really friggin hate that. The Air India incident happened when the pilot went off to take a leak. Luckily for the 113 “WTFing” passengers the pilot was able to use an emergency code to get back into the cockpit and bitch slap the dumbass before getting the plane out of the nosedive.

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