A 16 year old North Hunterdon High School student is in big doodah after he caused a stink in his mid term exams. The teen allegedly asked to use the bathroom and then shat in a coffee mug with a screw on cap and returned to the classroom then removed the lid. I’d give him a few extra marks for accuracy, do you know how hard it is to poop into a mug?
Want sauce with that?
Run, he has a mug!!!
OK, honey, sweetie, darl, don’t be holding up a bank by pointing no purple mug at a bank employee and saying it contains an explosive device , especially if you are a regular customer. Andrew Taylor, who waltzed into his bank undisguised, told the worker he wanted money and didn’t care whether he blew the bank to smithereens with his purple coffee mug, so they handed him an envelope containing $5,000. Police are now trying to locate him after staff all recognized the purple coffee mug holder as a regular named Drew.
Psst Hmm, maybe they should just withdraw the money out of his account seeing that they know who he is!