Things are definitely bigger in Texas . A Texan company was forced to recall its coffee after complaints it was giving men erections. Complaints? Seems the coffee contained desmethyl carbodenafil which has a similar effect as Viagra.
Tag Archives: coffee
How Would You Like It?
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Starbucks Meltdown
I don’t know loons, me thinks this dude should step away from the coffee, he’s got all the adrenalin rush he needs…
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Mocha!
If you are going to make your coffee naked in the small wee hours of the morning in Springfield, Virginia make sure your curtains are closed otherwise you might get yourself slapped with an indecent exposure charge and face a year in jail. A woman and 7 year old boy, who happened to be walking outside Eric Williamson’s house at the same time he was making his brew starkers, we so horrified at what they saw they called police. Bippity, boppity boo, he was taken away in handcuffs. Geez, at least it wasn’t a long black!
Psst Isn’t that where the Simpsons live? That woman didn’t happen to have blue hair? Doh!
Stiff Penalties

What Bob doesn't realize is he will be erect for days!
Now boys if you drink Malaysian coffee you are pretty much guaranteed to be up for hours and hours. Authorities have confiscated 900 boxes of coffee laced with Viagra.Oh yeah, nothing like Viagra in your coffee to get you up in the morning! Though Viagra is legal in Malaysia it still requires a prescription. The company, which was raided by Kuala Lumpur health ministry officials, was believed to be selling the coffee and Viagra concoction as an energy booster.
Psst I heard if it is successful, they were going to rename all the Malaysian Starbucks, Star…. ah never mind!
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