Right, that’s it. No more sympathy for you Mr eyeliner wearing Gaddafi. I can put up with all your tough talk and rhetoric BUT I gotta put my foot down when you say “We won’t surrender again; we are not WOMEN; we will keep fighting.” Sheez, that’s precious coming from you. Didn’t you run like a girl when the rebels rolled into town? Hiding out there somewhere like a scaredy cat! I bet you can’t go a day with out your curling wand. Sissy!
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You know what I hate? When you are on the phone to al Jazeera and those damn rebels break into your house and seize you and you don’t have time to finish the interview. I really friggin hate that! Colonel Gaddafi’s son Mohammed was giving a phone interview on live TV, confirming he was under house arrest, when all hell broke loose. The phone line eventually went dead after a few minutes of heavy gunfire (he was later confirmed to be unhurt). Still no word on Daddy Gaddafi who is probably holed up somewhere with his harem. Meanwhile, some British politicians and officials will be hoping against hope the whole Gaddafi family are killed before they spill their guts at The Hague. Oh, the secrets that family would love to spill on those infidels!
I wonder what Gaddafi is thinking right this minute?
Hey, guess who’s got hundreds of tickets to the London Olympics? Colonel Gaddafi’s son Muhammad al-Gaddafi. Oh yeah, he’s head of Libya’s Olympic committee. OK, settle loons, he won’t be using them, the dude’s banned from entering Britain. Bummer. I guess Mugabe will have to sit it out alone!
Oh boy, things just seem to be getting worse for the Sex in The City inspired fashion despot, Colonel Gaddafi. Firstly, two pilots defect to Malta in his friggin fighter jets and now his former justice minster, who recently got the hell out of Libya , squealed to a Swedish newspaper that Gaddafi had ordered the bombing of Pan Am Flight 103 which exploded over Lockerbie in 1988. Mustapha Abdeljalil, the brave bastard, says he even has proof. He also claims that is why Gaddafi pushed so hard to have the convicted bomber Abdel Baset al Megrahi released from the Scottish prison, he was desperate to hide his involvement. Sheez, wait until the UN hear about this, they’ll have to send another strongly worded letter.
Well, well, well, Switzerland may not be able to hide under it’s neutrality policy much longer after Colonel Gaddafi called it a infidel state and declared a jihad. Oh dear, Switzerland and the Gaddafi family have had a strained relationship ever since one of the Colonel’s sons, Hannibal, was arrested in a Geneva hotel and charged with assaulting a member of his staff. It also didn’t help when they banned the construction of minarets in Switzerland. Gaddafi said “Any Muslim in any part of the world who works with Switzerland is an apostate, is against (the Prophet) Mohammad, and God and the Koran,” Hmm, move over Rushdie you might have company!
Oh dear, when an escort agency was asked by Libyan dicktator Colonel Gaddafi to supply 500 Italian women to a hotel in Rome, they thought it was their lucky day. Little did they know it was a friggin ruse to convert them beauties to Islam. Hmm, like they would survive the sharia laws for starters! Normally when Gaddafi travels he sets up a tent in a park for his harem to play but during the Rome summit on world food security, he tried a new approach, local girls.Can you imagine the poor things faces when, after forcing them to go through an elimination process (short women were excluded) they then had to sit through the Gaddafi lecture on the Muslim Koran, before being handed a signed version of his Green Book on democracy and political philosophy, written in 1975. One furious blonde exclaimed after the event ‘I thought we were going to a party – we didn’t even get a glass of water or some salty snacks.’That’s what I call a great f***! Geez,at least it took some pressure off the official sleaze, Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi, who also attended the summit. Gaddafi 1, Call girls 0.
It was bad enough that everyone, bar the catering staff, walked out on his way too long rambling UN speech but now Colonel Gaddafi, bless his heart, faces further embarrassment by having his tent dismantled. Geez, what’s a man got to do to pitch a tent in New York? Yes, the Libyan leader, who prefers sleeping in a tent with his all female entourage bodyguards, has been told he can’t just erect a tent willy nilly in someone’s backyard because it’s a code violation. I am guessing, being Donald Trump’s property and all, he had the job of breaking the news to Gaddafi….you’re fired evicted. I hear there is a nice camping ground in Vermont.