Oh for the love of felines, a company in Colorado have made a non alcoholic, beet based wine so cats can share a glass with their significant other. Yep, wine for cats …of all the stupid. Evidently, it is choc full of catnip so they will be as drunk as skunks in no time. Of course they have come up with hipster names for the drops…care for a “Pinot Meow” or a “Moscato”. Come on Loons it deserves at least one eye roll.
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Did someone just spill a shit load of Tang in the Animas River? Hmm, they wish. Some idiots, and that should be spelled with a capital I, let 1 million gallons of toxic shite flow into the usually majestic Colorado river, turning it a vile orange waterway of hell. Seems the team assigned to treat the contaminated heavy metal laced crap from an gold mine had a uber fail resulting in a enormous enviromental mess.Thanks for the state of emergency guys.
Hey, when you own a stuffed owl with law degrees from Yale, Havard and Oxford why the hell wouldn’t you bring him to court to help you fight your charge of violating a protection order.`The dude from Colorado plonked the owl on the desk before addressing the court with “He’s a very sensitive guy, has law degrees from Yale, Harvard and Stanford,” before adding “I think he’ll be able to represent me before a public defender comes online.”
PSST Colorado might want to think those weed laws …
A bear has been caught on CCTV stealing dumpsters from behind a German restaurant in Colorado.
Step away from the cantaloupes people, they may contain listeria monocytogenes. Yes, that’s deadly stuff!!! So far the fruit is linked with 13 deaths in the US.