OK, here’s the thing lady, if you are going to sue the city of Columbus for impounding your car following a traffic accident, don’t be asking for $500 billion dollars in damages or you’ll be catching the bus for an awfully long time. Just saying.
Psst The car was a 2002 Saturn SC2.
Could this be Ohio Bearman?
Confirmation ….. Friggin Ohio, home of Bearman.
Oh for crying out loud mister, that is gross. A Columbus man is heading to jail for 30 days and then will be under house arrest for another 5 years after he was caught collecting urine from a public toilet to drink. Yes, allegedly Alan David Patton has a urine fetish and was arrested after spending nearly an hour in a Burger King bathroom. Evidently Mr Patton has had quite a past history of arrests including voyeurism, public indecency, criminal mischief and rape.
Psst Whole new meaning to getting pissed!
Run, it's going to blow!
Employees at JPMorgan Chase in Columbus, Ohio, ran for their lives after someone found a boxlike device in one of their conference rooms. The box had lights, wires and a timer. The building was evacuated for three hours, two of which was spent by the bomb squad laughing their asses off. The device in question was a timer used for people delivering presentations. The light on the box is used to warn the speaker that their time is up. Anywho, it wasn’t a complete waste of time the paramedics came in handy, treating a few of staff for heat stroke.
Psst Guess who’s the butt of office jokes now…boom!