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She Got Tonight

Woman emerges from coma and wants to see Bob SegerWhat do you think were the first words a 79 year old woman said after suddenly awakening from a 5 year coma? OK, I’ll give you a few seconds to think…… give up?  She said “I want to go to a Bob Seger concert,”.  Evie Branan, who had suffered a massive stroke, couldn’t move, speak or even eat when out of the blue she emerged from her coma in 2011. This week her wish will be granted,  she will be attending a Bob Seger concert AND after party at Auburn Hills.

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Christmas Miracle

Whoops

Nothing can get you out of a 2 month coma faster than the words “live organ donor”. Doctors at a Arizona hospital were just hours from taking Sam Schmid off life support, believing him to be brain dead after a serious car accident and had even discussed putting him on the donor organ list, when he began moving two fingers. Sheez, talk about cutting it close! Now the college student is expected to make a full recovery. Fa lalalalala la la la la.

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Lockerbie Bomber in Coma

In the middle of the chaos in Libya one man lies in a coma. It’s convicted Lockerbie bomber Abdel Baset al Megrahi. Seems Gaddafi in his haste forgot about him. Oh well.

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Ben Ali In A Coma

Remember deposed Tunisian leader Zine el Abidine Ben Ali? You know, the dude with the spend thrift wife who fled to Saudi Arabia with billions of bullion a few weeks back, prompting a tsunami of  unrest in the Middle East and North Africa? Yeah, him. Well he’s in a coma after suffering a stroke.

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Just Doing My Job

And the insensitive award of the week goes to the Las Vegas police for handing a jaywalking ticket to the mom of a 13 year old who was being rushed into the operating theater. The girl, who had been placed into an induced coma, had been hit by a car and thrown 125 ft as she tried to keep up with friends as they crossed the street. Takara Davis’ mom was appalled that police would choose that moment to book her daughter and then hand  her the ticket.

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Getting Father’s Affairs In Order!

Coming, ready or not!

OMG, poor Angelo De Luca (81) fell out of a plum tree in Biasca, Switzerland but when he came out of his coma 4 days later he was a sex mad lust machine. As soon as he was out of hospital he blew $5,200 at a brothel in one friggin session on a prostitute young enough to be his granddaughter. “That woman preyed upon my father like he was a Christmas goose,” said Mr Luca’s son who now has taken control of his dad’s houses and bank accounts. Hmm and wait, there’s more, the family plan to sue the hospital for negligence.

Psst Sheez, I hope there is an epidemic of elderly men jumping out of plum trees!

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Trapped In A Living Nightmare

Don't worry he can't hear you!

OMG. Rom Houben, who doctors thought was in a vegetative state for 23 years were wrong, he was conscious the whole friggin time, he just couldn’t move. Houben was misdiagnosed after he was involved in a horrific car accident which left him totally paralyzed. The poor guy could hear every word his family, friends and doctors said, he just had no way of letting them know. Nightmare people, nightmare. It was only after doctors used a new hi-tech scan 3 years ago did they discover Houben’s brain was functioning nearly completely normally. He is now able to communicate through a computer screen thanks to intensive therapy and this is what he said of his ordeal ‘All that time I just literally dreamed of a better life. Frustration is too small a word to describe what I felt.’ Hmm, I bet! Dear god, now doctors fear there are many more cases of false comas around the world!

Psst How friggin boring and frustrating would those 23 years have been?

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