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Put Up a Friggin Fence

Hi neighbor, great huh, now I can see you!

Hi neighbor, great huh, now I can see you!

You know while the rest of the world battles with an increase surge in violence, Scotland is quietly dealing with their own growing problem….hedge rage. Oh hell yeah, and its  spiralling out of control says Community Safety Minister, Fergus Ewing.What orginally starts off as a wee hedge drama often develops into a Rob Roy or at the very least a neighborly hagis hurling spat. Evidently some hedge growers have zero empathy for their neighbors or the issues they have to deal with in maintaining a hedge.  So anywho to find solutions for this growing problem and to avoid any further anti social hedge behavior they are having a three month consultation. Atta boys.

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